Episode 12 – WAR! HUH! What is it good for?
YESSS! Grow my army! You’ve done a good job! *KKKRRSH* All forces sitrep, over! *KKKRRRSH* Nice! Men! It’s time to move out! AWWWWW YEEAAAAHHH! Best get up there myself. Stylin’ and profilin’! LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS! Nice! How about a body count from the others? Holy crap! Give this guy a medal! Pfft! C’mon, guys! … Continue reading
Episode 11 – The worm has turned, and is packing a weirding module!
Who gives a shit about the troops? That fucking scrawny, wildeye, hedgehog-haired popcollared gitbag has stolen my fuckin’ girlfriend! This is fuckin’ WAR! He might be, huh? He might also be a complete pussy. Let’s find out, eh? Yeaaahhh! Spies! Let’s see… You! Receeding, pencil-tache! You look like you could be a spy! Haha! A … Continue reading
Episode 10 – Just another day…
Welcome back… Still lookin’ good! Well, the missus is off at work, so I guess it’s time for some quality time with my mates! You’re always good for a laugh, Stilgar… Welp, off to work. Let’s see how the minions are doing. Good… Good… Chugging away. Making my money. Even the tree-hugging hippies have their … Continue reading
Episode 9 – Water of Life
Welcome back… Arn’t we a cute couple… Also: Eyes = Blue liek WOAH! Ever get the feeling you’re kinda a one-trick pony, mom? We find a secret door, eventually, in the room that Gurney got trapped in. Well, let’s see what’s going on through THIS door. … Continue reading
Episode 8 – Arrak-ian Nights
Welcome to Episode 8 – Arrak-ian Nights. Subtitled: Things are about to get AWESOME! But first, I’ve gotta taxi this whining elf about.. I mean: WOW! Just look at all this stuff we’ve just found! So I spend a few moments flying around, telling my slaves to collect stuff before finally… … heading off to where Harrah wants … Continue reading
